Ok, so this morning we were flipping through the channels and came across the most RIDICULOUSLY, UNBELIEVABLE episode of MTV Cribs… EVER.
No, no my friends this was not the home of Shack, or Britney Spears… or even President OBAMA. No it was nothing of the sort, and believe me this “CRIB” put them all to shame. Psshhhh! Pro-athlete? Pop princess? PRESIDENT of the US?… Child, Puh-leeeaasee… I’m going to grow up to be an… well whatever this guy does…
Just 15 years old, and his house is cooler than a Disney resort. Im not kidding. At one point his father said they made the house into a “destination” and I seriously said out loud… “where do we sign up!?”… and then I was quickly corrected by Mr. Complicated that he meant a “destination for friends” … to which I just have to ask … Are they taking applications for friends??? Ill be Andrew’s friend, Andrews Super cool (obviously also very LOADED) Dad’s friend, Hell I’ll be the LARGE FOSSIL DINOSOUR in their foyer’s FRIEND.. Im not picky!
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