Its been quite some time since I’ve participated in this theraputic lil Meme, and oh how I’ve missed it so.
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While you were busy socializing, watching the Grammys, and drinking it up (oh, don’t deny it.. you know you were) …I was feverishly busy NOT doing the following:
- That girl looking in the mirror this week and finding that her new “brunette” do, is looking very “bru-NOT”(again) was NOT ME... but for the record, I did speak to that girl this week and seeing red is not just describing her frustration. Why can’t she seem to find a hairstylist that can give her a decent color!?!…
Get Ken Paves on the phone please.
- It wasn’t me who convinced her husband (coincidentally twittering by the name of Mr.Complicated) to agree to go to see “He’s just not that into you” because
… .. ..… … ooooooor because he didn’t want me going Sat morning with my girlfriends cause he knew it would rush our process of getting to my mom’s for her bday… and I’m a complete psycho when getting ready under time constraints.. either way doesn’t matter cause it DID NOT happen.
- If you were at The Melting Pot in Redbank on Saturday night… It was NOT me who was scarfing down all that Cheese and chocolate fondue goodness… I mean… REALLY now! I’m on a diet people! a STRICT STRICT diet.. I’d never endulge like that.
- Likewise, it was NOT me sitting in a lounge post-fondue-endulgance sipping on a cocktail and noting all the advice she’d like to give to all those singletons she saw meeting all the wrong guys that night… Hey girl with the boobie shirt… if you have to display Dr. 90210′s work like that to get the guy– he’s probably not the right guy. … unless he looks like this that is…
in which case he IS the right guy… quick get him drunk and hop a flight to vegas to get hitched!.
—o and to the girl at the bar swooning over the stocky looking guy in the muscle tee… even if he buys you a fancy drink with BELVEDERE, and has a tattoo reading “MOB” on his arm….
Yeahhh, Probably not and probably the wrong guy.
Sorry dude, … 
And just to for the record…
- Nut-uh, no way It wasn’t me who SERIOUSLY considered (about 3 or 23 times) canceling my trip to Florida because I’m convinced Im going to die in a plane crash and I worry about taking my kids with me, but did not Not cancel the trip mainly because I know my aunt is so excited to see me and the kids. (Go ahead laugh, everyone else does… but if my plane doesn’t have Sully driving it and we go down… I’ll have tons of hits on this post as you all re-read it going “how ironic”)
Pshhh! ((insert nervous laugh)) Even if I DID think all that,… which I OBVIOUSLY did NOT.. I’d NEVER have written that side thought… only a crazy person would think like that, and I my friend am TOTALLY sane.
What have you been busy NOT doing???
