May 17, 2012

Kirsty Alley, Swine Flu, Rabbi Shmuly, Twitter– WE GET IT!

Maybe I’m just beginning to notice this because I’m now a stay at home mom, and have been watching alot slightly more day time TV than usual….

But the media blitz’ people and companies go on are absolutely insane… not to mention irritating… and I am starting to believe the real epidemic is this brainwashing going on…
A few weeks ago, I even considered dropping Twitter because it was just SO ridiculously over saturated in the media! Ooo Martha’s Tweeting, Rachel’s Tweeting…Ashton & Demi are tweeting… Kathy Lee and Hoda are tweeting (well they’re paying that facebook girl to do it for them… seriously, when is another gig like that going to open up? My resume is ready to be sent!). I was so sick of seeing everyone talk about “the latest” craze… I drew the line at Oprah and took a twitter-cation.

And just when I returned… just when I thought it was safe to turn back on my morning shows…. new blitz’ started…. and Im here today to let them all know- WE GET IT.
Swine Flu-
Its a terrible disease, yes it was fatal for many in Mexico… but could the news OVER EXAGGERATE and saturate our media any more? Is a nation full of hysteria what the end goal is here?? Cause I have to admit… I fell a victim for a hot second.. Sending Mr. Complicated to work with a bottle of purell and getting annoyed he wouldn’t wear a mask to work… but then the truth came out… its no worse than the regular flu… so why is it on every channel for a week straight? (however, I must admit I did find Mayor Bloombergs press conference in NY where he displayed his 6th grade spanish fluency… VERY entertaining)
Rabbi Shmuly-
WE GET IT…even though you are not a man MANY of us ladies would EVER consider inviting in our bed…. you’re a self proclaimed SEX-pert, America is under-sexed and we should all buy your book and follow its every word to be the nymphos we are all SUPPOSE to be.
and possibly my FAVORITE…
KIRSTY ALLEY…

Kirsty, Kirsty, Kirsty. Remember when you use to be an actress?? remember Cheers? remember Look Who’s Talking?… what happened?… and don’t blame it on the chocolate cake we all know you love (thanks to the over played Jenny Craig commercials)

Is this chick serious? She is coming out with a new diet food line? Is she suppose to be a testimate to her own products?
I say you are what you are… we aren’t all stick figure models…. if you were meant to be full figured, be full figured.. if you want to lose a few… lose a few… but dont whore yourself out. Fat actress, Jenny Craig, Your big bikini reveal on Oprah (how pissed were you when you saw Valarie Burtonnelli’s bikini by the way?!?)… WE GET IT. You are struggling with your weight…. so am I, as well as many other women out there…we aren’t trying to make a career out of it. Maybe you just picked the wrong diet program… I’m an avid Weight Watchers girl. You NEVER lose back that weight…. need a WW buddy? let me know. I’ll support you sweetie… Just stay off of my TV whining about your weight problems.
Ok, Im done. Less Ranting— more coffee…

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  • Eyeglasses & Endzones

    I agree whole heartedly…Check, Check, Check, and Check…enough with Twitter…I don’t care when you comb or hair…or something worse…and the Swine Flu…GRrrrr…But worst of all…the weight issues of Kristi…Like I don’t need to lose 20 lbs…ENOUGH!!!

    Great Rant!!!!

  • Alicia W.

    This has GOT TO BE the best post I head all day long. High five girlfriend because you nailed it in every which way.

  • sarageo

    All I’ve got to say is “AMEN”, you can preach at my Chruch anytime!! OH, BTW I belong to “The Chruch of no BS” we just tell it like it is.. less stress. New members WELCOME.

  • ModernMom

    Most excellent rant.

  • Michaela

    Yup, you hit the nail on the head with this one. I heard today that Ms O has already quit Twitter… not that I care, I wasn’t a follower anyway.