I cannot make this stuff up folks. I really can’t.
Earlier this week I was sent this article by a close friend of mine with the subject line of “OMG! Wait til you see this“…
An article that accompanied a picture that (dare I say?) looked a little like a rip off of the this picture below was attached….
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Cliffs Notes version goes a little something like this:
- 30 yr old (or older) men chart an 85 foot yacht for a “looka me” bachelor party- which they’ve been paying off since November.
- Grown Men attempt to replicate the 20 yr old “reality tv stars” on MTV’s Jersey Shore by nicknaming themselves obnoxious nicknames such as : “The Moment”, “The Digitals”,”The Lesson”, “The Enforcer” and “MC Hammer Mas”. (Someone call DEP… the demand for hair gel just skyrocketed.)
- Men call reporter (a-la-self-PR) to inform/report/fingers crossed land a reality tv gig from the attention grabber spectacle they had been planning for probably about a year. In an effort to ‘Wow’ the pubic, & show us ‘lame folk’ … ‘no one do like we do’ they include explicit quotes for the reporter & show her their closet of champagne bottles that they brought along….. (*wait for it… ) … to spray on girls. (Its ok Diddy, my Mom always told me copy-catting was the best form of flattery)
- At the end of this production… someone married one of these guys.
…. I know what you’re thinking.
…. I missed my calling to be Mrs. The Moment… You have no idea how devastated I am.
