May 17, 2012

I’m a Hoarder- Or My Mother- One Can Never Be Sure.

What do you think of when you think of impulse purchases? …. A chocolate bar? A pair of shoes? …. How about a living room set?

Well that’s exactly what Mr.Complicated and I did this weekend when we set out looking for our very 1st  ”grown up” dining room set. But joke was on us, cause when we got home and started to measure (because that’s how you always buy furniture right? You buy – then measure.) we found out that it might not fit! GO US!  So it spiraled us into spring cleaning (in the fall) mode to reduce the clutter.

And what I found was scary.

In the closets- unopened bottle sets, an under-the-counter can opener (does anyone still use those?- clearly not I.), barely used chocolate molds from my brief stint where I thought I’d be a chocolatier, 2,4567 pens,& pencils, 3,204 cookie cutters, cookbooks, more cookbooks, unused coloring books, unopened toys… and bottles of bubbles? Dont. Even. Ask

-Then I looked up-

A pile of chotchkies on top of my refrigerator- similar to the one that use to make me shiver when I saw it in my Mother’s house growing up. {{AHHH!}}

How did this happen?? … Then I remembered.

- Kids fight over a toy?  Take it away & hide it where they can’t see it… on top of  the refrigerator.

- Kids playing with an annoying toy?  Take it away & hide it where they’ll never find it again … on top of the refrigerator.

- Kids found something they’re not suppose to play with?  Take it away & put it where they can’t reach… on top of the refrigerator.

Before you know it you have enough to open up a small store- on top of your refrigerator.  Why wouldn’t I just throw these things out? …. Probably the same reason my closets were stuffed to the brim with unopened things I’ll never use.

Sentimental Guilt.

Everything comes along with the thought of “but so-and-so bought this” or “but we got this on vacation!”

Hello? Souvenir cups? …. yea, the guy who thought up that idea definitely had us hoarders in mind. (“I have this great idea. We will make the cups re-usable and plastic! We will call them Souvenir Cups- people can drink from them for years and remember the amazing time they had at the circus.” )

Who knows maybe its hereditary. Maybe my mom’s fridge pile stemmed from sentimental guilt too.

But I am breaking the cycle dammit!  We threw out 3 huge bags of garbage.

… and then to offset some of the guilt, I threw a few things on Facebook in a “virtual garage sale”…  because it always feels good knowing you can declutter your home by cluttering up someone else’s.

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  • Kmama

    Oh, I so hear you on the top of the fridge stuff. I call it our “timeout” area. Toys are constantly going up there, and for some reason, a beer pilsner is up there right now. My friend joked that my husband’s beer glass was in timeout. LOL

    • http://www.complicatedmama.com Complicated Mama

      Time out is a great way to put it…. though these items tend to stay in time out for-ev-er. lol

  • Tammyjean

    Lmao about things on top of the fridge! I am afraid to see what’s up on top of mine! And whatever IS up there must be covered in about 2-3 inches of dust. You must feel like a new {decluttered}woman!

    • http://www.complicatedmama.com Complicated Mama

      Oh. I never said that there wasn’t inches of dust covering them.

  • http://www.anutinanutshell.com blueviolet

    I used to get so excited about those souvenir cups when we got them. Like you, I pitched a mess of them before I moved. What was I thinking? And those little premiums? I put those in a FREE box at my garage sales and they go like lightning!

  • http://twitter.com/NewYorkChica Lisa @NewYorkChica

    LOL!! I use the top of the fridge too. That’s funny!! I’m a hoarder too!! A closeted one at that.. Are those worse?

  • http://www.mommyneedsavacation.com Rachel- Mommy Needs a Vacation

    We just cleaned TONS of stuff out yesterday too. It is really scary what we keep!!!

  • http://kmcaffee-adayinthelife.blogspot.com/ Kmcaffee05

    So funny!

  • http://twitter.com/HeavenlyMommy Jennifer O.

    I use the fridge too! It’s the only place my son can’t climb up and steal what I put there! Good job on the decluttering! I have finally become the opposite and now I throw everything – EVERYTHING – away!! Congrats on the new furniture, very exciting!

  • http://www.lifeofsaucyb.com SaucyB

    I have definitely put an annoying toy on top of the fridge. My in-laws gave my son this voice changing megaphone (proof they hate me). There was no way that thing was coming home with us. I put it on top of their fridge and then “forgot it.” ;-)

  • http://www.dancinghotdogs.com Dancinghotdogs

    No way, I throw everything away. Its so bad I have thrown away much needed papers and items to Eddy’s chagin. Congrats on the new furniture! We are getting a new dishwasher this weekend. When did we become grownups and get excited about boring stuff?

  • http://www.mommyfriend.com Mommyfriend

    Hahaha “barely used chocolate molds from my brief stint where I thought I’d be a chocolatier”, I die. OMG, top of the fridge, TOTALLY!