Around the year 2003 B.C (before children), I thrived on getting my daily hollywood gossip fix on Perez Hilton. I checked that site almost as much as I check in to Twitter today. It was my guilty pleasure– don’t judge.

Fast forward through children, marriage, crazy bald Britney and and Perez Hilton selling out to radio and TV deals– my love affair with Hollywood gossip fizzled out. There is also a very small possibility this love of mine fizzled out because I have never watched an episode of Gossip Girl or  seen (OR read for that matter) Twilight… but you get the point.

Fast forward to today’s headlines…..

Ka-blam!

You guys, I never thought I would say this- but Justin Bieber totally rekindled my flame.

I know, I know. Believe me, it’s embarrassing to even admit that this story entertains me  and yes- the allegations seem a bit far fetched- but with Justin’s squeaky clean public image, rumored bratty behavior and ridiculously adorable Disney popstar girlfriend– can you imagine the circus that will follow should this paternity test come back positive?

And lets be serious– after a week where a Kardashian getting divorced was suppose to WOW us,… the world needed this, I needed this.

So until the test comes back, I will be simultaneously bedazzling my handbasket and setting my DVR for the press conference.