Wait– is it still Sunday? Because I have a swoon for you!!
This afternoon, when came home from Petite Parade I discovered a hilarious book in our gift bag that is every shade of awesome.
How To Quinoa is based on a hilarious parody Pinterest board “Life Lessons From My Imaginary Well-Dressed Daughter” that follows the author, Tiffany Beveridge’s imaginary, hipster, fashion-forward daughter, Quinoa and her ultra chic besties, Chevron, Flax, Hashtag, Adderall (just to name a few).
MEET QUINOA!
She’s got more cool factor than the Kardashian, Jolie-Pitt, and Paltrow offspring combined.
How to Quinoa will take you on a tour of high fashion hilarity with snapshots and stories from the life of the world’s most influential toddler, plus tips and best practices to transform your own life and wardrobe from snore to roar. Quinoa will show you how to do everything from raising a superior child to securing a compatible BFF. And from finding your own path to designer happiness to practicing on-trend hobbies like drinking flavored lemonades from mason jars.
If you have never checked out the Pinterest account, I HIGHLY recommend it– but do make sure you have some time to pine through it because you *will* be glued to it for hours.
And I’m fairy certain that Quinoa’s friend Glib is based on our son Avery (#Guilty)
So far I have only had a chance to skim through the book, but I did come across the Quinoa-approved name and nickname list and thought I’d include a little sneak peak.
How did I totally miss considering the name Paleo when we were expecting Avs?
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