The Arnold Schwartzenegger scandal is wrong on so many levels that I don’t know where to begin- though, the fact that Maria Schriver and his mistress were pregnant AND delivered their sons within weeks of each other does sound like a good place to start.
But lets skip all the crazy facts… and get right down the big ego crusher for Maria Shriver.
Finding out that THIS
is who your husband slept with behind your back.
Very quickly lets recap….
You (Maria Shriver) look like this-
The woman your husband was so uncontrollably turned on by that his pants busted at the seams, looks like this-

Right.
So what is your first reaction if you are Maria? Do you look at the situation and yourself in the mirror and say “Ha! Loser- he just lost ALLLL this”.
Or do you look at the picture and think- “In the state of California, he couldn’t find one desperate but gorgeous struggling actress?… What exactly am I lacking as a person inside (or sexually?)- that he had to go… “there”?!?”
Reality is, the wife isn’t necessarily lacking anything. Perfect example of that is this Hollywood marital disaster-

Are these men for real???
But my random and twisted completely vain question I ponder is this– Thrown into a senseless situation you are trying desperately to make sense of…
What do you think would hurt your ego more- Finding out that your hubby was doing the “Boom Chica Wah wah” with a bombshell or some HOT MESS?
I know its an incredibly shallow question, but don’t lie- its the first thing you think about when you see the mistress of some dog who has cheated on his beautiful wife.
Some men are so stupid.


